when there’s a post i like but i don’t reblog it, and then everyone i follow starts reblogging it and it keeps appearing my dash until finally i’m like OKAY FINE I’LL REBLOG IT, IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT, ARE YOU HAPPY NOW
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#funny #text
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#funny #text
friend:
so, what type of guys are you into?
me: fictional, mostly.
me: fictional, mostly.
Posted 1 hour ago with 1,959 notes
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#funny #dialogue
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#funny #dialogue
go little text posts
be free
have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever
Posted 2 hours ago with 20,366 notes
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#funny
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#funny
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#funny #facebook
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#funny #facebook
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#funny
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#funny
lets play “which download link is the real one”

English:
I love you
Spanish: Te amo
Italian: Ti amo
Russian: Я люблю тебя
German: Ich liebe dich
French: Je t'aime
Tumblr: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but ADFGASFS YOU PERFECT INDIVIDUAL I HATE YOU, WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO BE SO PERFECT?! SDGSAGF ASDGSDG maybe?
Spanish: Te amo
Italian: Ti amo
Russian: Я люблю тебя
German: Ich liebe dich
French: Je t'aime
Tumblr: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but ADFGASFS YOU PERFECT INDIVIDUAL I HATE YOU, WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO BE SO PERFECT?! SDGSAGF ASDGSDG maybe?
Posted 20 hours ago with 21,144 notes
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#funny #dialogue
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#funny #dialogue
“ask a parent before going online”

i like to take long scrolls along the dash
“all the music today sucks. i only listen to older music, because it was real music back then”
Posted 1 day ago with 1,419 notes
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#funny
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#funny


