May 2012
2 tags
when there’s a post i like but i don’t reblog it, and then everyone i follow starts reblogging it and it keeps appearing my dash until finally i’m like OKAY FINE I’LL REBLOG IT, IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT, ARE YOU HAPPY NOW
May 29th
9,697 notes
1 tag
May 29th
1,090 notes
1 tag
May 29th
20,420 notes
2 tags
friend: so, what type of guys are you into?
me: fictional, mostly.
May 29th
1,959 notes
2 tags
go little text posts be free
May 29th
510 notes
1 tag
have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever
May 29th
20,366 notes
1 tag
May 29th
762 notes
2 tags
May 29th
25,750 notes
1 tag
May 29th
27,964 notes
1 tag
lets play “which download link is the real one”
May 29th
22,087 notes
1 tag
May 29th
29,896 notes
2 tags
English: I love you
Spanish: Te amo
Italian: Ti amo
Russian: Я люблю тебя
German: Ich liebe dich
French: Je t'aime
Tumblr: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but ADFGASFS YOU PERFECT INDIVIDUAL I HATE YOU, WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO BE SO PERFECT?! SDGSAGF ASDGSDG maybe?
May 29th
21,144 notes
1 tag
“ask a parent before going online”
May 28th
13,791 notes
4 tags
May 28th
3,426 notes
2 tags
i like to take long scrolls along the dash
May 28th
12,947 notes
1 tag
“all the music today sucks. i only listen to older music, because it was real music back then”
May 28th
13,458 notes
1 tag
May 28th
1,419 notes
1 tag
May 28th
22,103 notes
1 tag
May 28th
4,286 notes
4 tags
May 28th
732 notes
1 tag
May 28th
41,417 notes
1 tag
May 28th
9,312 notes
2 tags
life is like a box of chocolates i don’t have a box of chocolates 
May 28th
8,442 notes
2 tags
me in the morning: i'm tired don't look at me
me at school: i'm tired don't touch me
me after school: i'm tired don't talk to me
me blogging at 3 in the morning: hey guys i have so much energy who wants to swim to africa and back?????
May 28th
24,978 notes
2 tags
NEVER GOING TO SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP N  E   E    V       E           E                 E                         E                                  E                                                E                                                                       E                                                                                                   R      
May 28th
192 notes
1 tag
May 28th
90,092 notes
3 tags
May 28th
935 notes
1 tag
May 28th
11,380 notes
2 tags
May 28th
6,894 notes
1 tag
May 28th
27,479 notes
2 tags
mrschriskendall: everyone has their little friend group thing on here where they send ask’s to each other and tinychat with each other and text each other and do like everything together and have inside jokes and then there is me waiting to get into a group
May 28th
9,038 notes
3 tags
i shit you not today in a bookstore a guy came up to me and said, “wanna move this over to the romance section” and i gave an uncomfortable laugh then he was like “or maybe fantasy” and he WINKED i replied with “no thanks you look nice though” and i left superfast he spent the rest of the day in the mystery section wondering where he went wrong
May 28th
6,227 notes
1 tag
May 28th
27,848 notes
2 tags
Canadians in any argument: Free healthcare bitch
May 28th
820 notes
2 tags
May 28th
63,822 notes
1 tag
May 28th
8,873 notes
1 tag
May 28th
9,717 notes
2 tags
May 28th
10,225 notes
2 tags
mum: why are there finger prints on the tv screen?
me:
me:
me:
me:
me:
mum: you've been stroking the actors' faces again haven't you
May 28th
10,582 notes
2 tags
Avengers pick up lines:
Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.
May 28th
24,583 notes
1 tag
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like  
May 28th
71,444 notes
1 tag
odair: “did i reblog this already?”    |                               |             No                        Maybe   | ===> reblog  <=== |
May 28th
575 notes
1 tag
miminmine: why don’t my followers want to talk to me
May 28th
26 notes
3 tags
iwritesinsnotfanfiction: the heat of my computer evens out the coldness of my heart 
May 28th
6,468 notes
1 tag
May 28th
264 notes
4 tags
May 28th
89 notes
11 tags
May 28th
513 notes
2 tags
spider: hey me: spider: me: spider: me: spider: me: spider: what are you doing with that flamethrower
May 28th
28,828 notes
2 tags
May 28th
2,802 notes
2 tags
when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”
May 28th
21,000 notes